On the rugny field.
Told to me by the minister of my church. Born in the UK he is of black descent and has the skin tone and slightly worryingly is a dead ringer for President Kazi of Afghanistan. A few sunny days do bring the pigment forth.
He used to play rugby and was captain of his team in a previous parish. He had recently returned from a holiday in sunnier climes.
As they lined up for kick off a member of the opposing team was heard to mutter "Nail the fucking nigger." The prop, married to a Chinese lady was away at a speed props do not normally move at and was knocking seven bells out of the player who'd made the comment.

He's dragged off. The referee now gets involved and says "As referee your game is over and I am now going to inform your club committee that you are barred from playing in this league as is the team if there is a recurrence of this behaviour. As Inspector XXXXX I could arrest you for X, Y and Z. Disappear before I decide to." He then turned to the prop. "Striking another player off the ball. Can't let that go unpunished. Sin bin 10 minutes.
(jvz, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 23:06, 4 replies)

Fuck me...
... A half decent ref?!?!?!?!?
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 0:31, closed)

Don't ...
mess with a good prop.
Well done that man.
(Le Grenouille, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 1:47, closed)

Who's the OK guy in the black?
Yay.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 14:51, closed)

excellent, well told sir.
(Lannes, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 23:35, closed)