what is it with chavs and students?
during one summer in between 1st and 2nd year of uni i went back to my home town as most students do. upon enduring a journey on the peasant wagon that is nottingham city buses i bumped into a chav couple i knew from when i was at school.

they told me what they did now days (not that i asked). 4 kids, scrounging on dole etc (you know the drill). the conversation then turned what i was doing:

chav: nah yeah, so what is it you doin?
me: i'm a student, studying down at portsmouth uni
chav: uni!?!
me: yeah
chav? UNI!?!
me: err, yeah
chav: are you gay?

and the worst thing, this wasn't an insult! they preached that "i don't mind gays as long as they don't try to bum me", they genuinely believed the logic of student=homosexual!
(sweatytramp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:05, 5 replies)

So don't leave us hanging
are you a bender or not?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:13, closed)

haha
no i'm not
(sweatytramp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:14, closed)

but I thought you said you were a student?
Make up your mind.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:18, closed)

i'm no longer a student
so i must no longer be gay ;)
(sweatytramp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:20, closed)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:47, closed)