ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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I was "busy" in the yard......when SWMBO's caeserean stiches burst. Luckily the mother in law was with her, phone in hand, applying pressure with a towel in the other
...I just let them get on with it....
Soon the doctor belted through the door, laid her on the sofa and stitched her up there and then, telling her to stop doing housework.
The doctor nearly jumped out of his skin when I popped in to say goodbye, showing him the door.
Damn it, but the yard needed clearing, brushing, washing, all the furniture had to come out, the pots needed filling, the lawn needed a trim and the hedge neaded napalming AND I found a hole in the garage roof that needed patching, could probably do with a lick of paint......
And do I get any gratitude for all I've done? No! apparantly I should have done all of that as well!
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 16:35,
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