They used cautery on mine,
which gave me a mild electric shock (earthed through the bed frame, via my elbows) 3 times (one for the incision, one for each tube). Couldn't feel any tugging, just a sharp sting, and burnt elbows. Pretty sure this isn't a normal experience.
I never went through with subsequent fertility tests, which was a bit dense, purely as I didn't like the idea of wanking into a jar and delivering it to the maternity unit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:15, 1 reply)

I'm reading "maternity unit" as "vagina" here

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:24, closed)

I like to think that the local NHS has a sense of irony when they decided that post-snip men
ought to turn up at that particular department.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 16:34, closed)

why don't they want you to take it to pathology like a normal hospital would?
what use does the maternity department have for a jar slightly dampened with your sterile spunk?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 17:39, closed)

it's the lube they use for forceps deliveries

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 17:44, closed)

Search me, I'm not a pathologist.
Anyway, I never got to find out, did I?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 17:54, closed)