YAY!
I'd kiss you all but I'd probably get herpes.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:42, closed)

*smears*
*snogs*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:43, closed)

not from me, darling
but have a *hug* anyway

Feeling all warm and contented, like a cat snoozing in a patch of sunshine.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:43, closed)

*gives TWW the herpes*
*snogs BGB*

Phew!
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:44, closed)

Ain't it grand.
Being back home
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:44, closed)

good grief
five minutes and it's descending into a veritable orgy.

*passes round precautionary antibiotics*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:45, closed)

@BGB
does that mean you don't just object to sex?

edit - or object to just sex?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:46, closed)

I feel a smutfest coming on...
Take it away Al.....
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:46, closed)

I am so overcome
with happiness, I don;t need an orgy. My happy endorphins are running around and jumping up and down just because we're home

Who clicked their ruby slippers together then? We must thank someone
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:47, closed)

^ Thank me.
It was all my doing.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:48, closed)

*thanks*
*curtseys*

*does a small dance at being so happy*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:49, closed)

Some scared Texan
fixed it after hearing that BGB, K2k6 and myself were on the way over. With weapons.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:49, closed)

@Kaol
I've always thought of you as a ruby slipper wearer.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:49, closed)

yay, woo!
big snogs all round
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:50, closed)

Woo. Yay. Etc
Excellent. Back home again. High five, TWW, BGB. The threat of violence against the Texans seems to have done the trick.

My mum told me a story once about going out to watch the streetlights go on at the end of the war. It feels a bit like that at the moment.

*wipes away tear*
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:53, closed)

@Al
I never say no to sex.....with the right guy and I will shortly be seeing the right guy so I'm a happy bunny.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:54, closed)

@BGB
Hope it goes well, are you going to see TRL while you're over there or does your sex pilgrimage not take you near his neck of the woods?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:56, closed)

bah
someone could have told me we were back

I've missed out on a whole 5 minutes of b3ta time!

although I've found out I actually have a deadline much sooner than I thought, so maybe it was a good thing....
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:58, closed)

Thank fuck that's sorted, at least partly.
I'm very grateful to Rob for putting up the temporary site, but much happier to be in here. BB forums are shit.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 14:58, closed)

@Al
I will be seeing TRL when I'm over there as he plays a crap game of pool and gets drunk very easily *smile*
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:01, closed)

I think we should
all have a warm and fuzzy group hug.

*hugs entire QOTW crowd*

*rejoices*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:01, closed)

*hugs everyone*
Oops, squashed the cake there...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:02, closed)

*Sings*
The sun will come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar...that tomorrow...
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:03, closed)

*wipes cake off self*
hmmm, good to be back...
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:03, closed)

Mmmmm
*enjoys the sensation of warm cake on his naked body*

oh sorry, I thought it was a naked hug.

*whistles*

tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow, you're only a day away!
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:04, closed)

'Tis true...
I'm pretty lame at pool as a rule, and not being British I drink less than you lot.

However, I do still own one of the most bad-ass cues anywhere. (Thank you, Emmett...)
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:05, closed)

Who needs tomorrow?
Today we have all the b3ta...

is anyone else worried by how happy they are b3ta is back? should i be? I am really very glad...

*wipes down all the cakey b3tans*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:06, closed)

@ TRL
Don't worry, you can now swing your handbag with the best of us.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:06, closed)

You know
I may just have to get one before you get here, just to defend myself in proper British stylee!

(It won't cost 750 quid, though...)
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:09, closed)

@TRL
Defend yourself from who? surely you don't mean me : (
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:11, closed)

TRL
you should ensure that you have a bow tie handy as well. A certain formality exists in handbag fighting, you know. Like the Queensbury rules, but without the gloves.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:13, closed)

@TRL
I don't think rswipe uses that one as her defence handbag.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:15, closed)

@MM
I think it's her pulling handbag. She gets a better class of lay when she's out with that bag.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:16, closed)

Okay then...
Handbag (big sensible one like the Queen always carries), bow tie, hat like a flowerpot (to go with the handbag), walking stick, braces, monocle... what all am I missing?

Oh yes- cuppa and a posh biscuit!
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:18, closed)

.
@ancrenne: Yes, I'm worried too, but never mind...

Let's get naked and covered in cake.
It's better than drowning in the blue-forum'd lake.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:18, closed)

Are you insinuating
that rachelswipe is some sort of handbag whore?
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:18, closed)

really
it should be an umbrella rather than a walking stick...
( Vipros too orangey for crows, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:19, closed)

@MM
We've all been handbag whores at some time in our lives.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:20, closed)

And a bowler hat
rather than a flowerpot.

And you should have an elegantly trimmed moustache (just the moustache).
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:21, closed)

Question
how does handbag whoring work?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:21, closed)

I am a shoe whore
but I have never touched handbags.

You can look at my Vivienne Westwood boots if you like...
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:21, closed)

And of course
rubbers!

Wait, though- over there rubbers aren't condoms, are they?

And a brelly and some tweed and a bag of Jelly Babies in a pocket...

...good god, I know far too much about British stereotypes for my own good.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:22, closed)

@MM
Oh wow! Vivienne Westwood boots *dribbles*

My feet are too big for fashionable footwear so I crave bags.

Edit: My friend got me a Westwood face cloth from Japan recently.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:23, closed)

@many
misterspakkaman - glad it;s not just me

@BGB - I have NEVER been a handbag (or shoe) whore.

A gin lush, yes. But that's different.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:25, closed)

@ancrenne
Do you think we should set up a QOTWoholics anonymous?
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:27, closed)

@TRL
I take it by rubbers you mean galoshes, rather than johnnies, or a round of bridge?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:28, closed)

@misterspakkaman
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With badges saying 'f5 Thursdays'
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:30, closed)

I've heard the term "rubber"
used to name things you pull on over your shoes, erasers and condoms. It wouldn't surprise me to find it has a dozen other applications as well.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:30, closed)

You could also
get some Blakeys. They are a metal insert that you got in the heal of your brogues to prolong the sole. They made a clinky noise when you walked.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:32, closed)

@Al
What, you mean seggs?

Or tackets?
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:35, closed)

@ancrenne
F5 Thursdays or Naked Thursdays? I know - lets do both. That way, I'll have more choice for how I press my F5 key.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:36, closed)

Rubber?
It's also a round of cards or is it a cricketing term?

I watch too many Noel Coward films.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:37, closed)

Monsieur Spakka
I vote 'The f5 Naked Thursday Nimble Fingered b3tans' club
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:37, closed)

Actually, it's pronounced roo-bear
and it refers to the mating call of the african spotted flea.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:38, closed)

@MM
How can you tell if a flea has spots on it.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:40, closed)

@BGB
with my flea microscope, naturally.
( Madam Marlboro : bringing sexy back. YEAH., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:41, closed)

"The f5 Naked Thursday Nimble Fingered b3tans' club"
I'm the king of this club. Surely.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:44, closed)

@Kaol
And who will corroborate your claim.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:45, closed)

@ancrenne
Nimble-fingered and naked. I like the sound of that.

As for the other days, here's what I suggest we call them.

Serious Friday.
Catch up with work I was meant to be doing during the week Saturday.
Catch up with work I was meant to be doing during the week and catch up with work I was meant to be doing during the week Saturday Sunday.
Procrastination Monday.
Newbie Tuesday.
Wank Wednesday.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:45, closed)

Yay!
Not only is b3ta back today but I also found 2 bags of midget gems whilst tidying my room this morning!
What a cracking day it's been!
Hello everybody again!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:46, closed)

@BGB
Everyone who I've ever beaten to first posting on a QOTW.

Especially Enzyme and the Penguin Of Death.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:47, closed)

@Lucy
Midget gems.....you had to say those two little words...didn't you.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:51, closed)

"Midget gems"?
Sounds like dwarf porn or something...
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:04, closed)

@Kaol, Mister Spakka, BGB
BGB - I corroborate anything* Kaol says

Kaol is clearly King of the World - can't you see the resemblance to Leonardo di whatsit on that doomed boat?

Mister Spakka can be king badge maker

and I shall be Bestower of Titles and Groupie Extraordinaire. And champion pie eater.

*anything legal and not involving absinthe
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:06, closed)

@Ancrenne
I read that as bestower of titties.


I have a filthy mind.
( big-girl's-blouse wants a spanging pan for christmas, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:10, closed)

BGB
That would be SUCH a great TITle :)

pffftttttttttttt
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:11, closed)

"Kaol is clearly King of the World"
Yes indeed.
I don't have floppy hair though.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:26, closed)

Now hold on
just one cotton pickin minute here.

We appear to be dangerously close to herasy. You seem to be leaving the one true friggin messiah. The one who promised to return during the second coming and show both her tits and her arse when she hits 1000 posts.

BGB, as chief inquisitor of frigstianity you should be most ashamed.

Shame, all of you. Shame.

*dons cassock*

*buggers sacrificial goat*

*felates sacrificial monkey*

*frottages on cake*
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:33, closed)

Al
Can you be won round with the promise of a cake eating goat being ridden by a monkey? I think I know where I can get one...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:36, closed)

You are Alan Titchmarsh!
And I claim my five pounds vile satanic temptress.

I always knew this day of temptation would come. Begone, and tempt my loins not with that lovely juicy goatey cakey monkeyness.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:39, closed)

Oh hell, I can give you those pics.
That's what you've been waiting for? She's shown them to me- here are some pics for you of both her tits and her ass.

Anything else you wanted to see of her? Perhaps her mimsy?
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:40, closed)

Ahahahaha
You're mine now Al...


Follow the cakey trail to the goat, come on...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:43, closed)

I'm not sure if I should
Continue my Cult on this board, or not.

I might wait for the other board to die down, and then take it over.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)

Wow.
If her ass looks that fine in a photo I can't wait to meet her in real life.

Surely those tits can't be real though?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:44, closed)

Is the other board still busy?
I like here so much better

Hometime for me - catch you all tomorrow :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:54, closed)

@Kaol
Do what you want on the other board. I'm keeping this one warm for the Flowing-Robe clad Frigging Messiah of Bodily Abuse.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:55, closed)

@BGB
Sorry but I had to share my joy with somebody! TWO whole unopened bags! Marvellous.
*offers gems around*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:31, closed)