Once when I was going down
on a lass with a right old 'Judith' between her legs, I was finding it impossible to get anywhere through the thick undergrowth. I would have to keep stopping and cough up hairballs. This didn't make the task any easier. Her bush must have been like the Lernaean Hydra - every time a hair came loose, two must have grown back. Naturally, she was starting to get bored. The lack of stimulus soon made her fed up and she started to move. She lifted her back up off the ground and started her upside-down crawl back from my place to hers. I was determined to finish the job so I held on by hugging her tight just above the buttocks with my head stuck into her hairy mary. She crawled backwards this way while I walked forwards. To anyone with poor eyesight who saw us, we must have looked like a giant insect - her being the head and thorax, and me being the abdomen. When she got to her front door, she realised that I still hadn't taken the hint, so she drops her back to the ground, sits up, punches me in the face and kicks me away. I was too dazed to follow her inside before the door slammed shut. Coming to my senses, I realised I was being laughed at by spectators. That was my worst pube-lick transport experience.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 22:27, closed)

You got a click
Mostly because this was the first story I read on back from the dead b3ta. I'm SOOOOOOOOOO glad to be home again.

How long til it falls down again?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 22:32, closed)

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Hopefully, it will be me that goes down before the b3ta server. Maybe instead of guessing the time the QOTW changes, we could have a sweepstakes for when the server next goes down.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 22:47, closed)

The only sweepstake I've ever been in
was at a Eurovision party (please, don't ask). And I won.

So judging by my hundred per cent past success rate, I'll put my money on 'never'

Please servers, please be nice...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 22:57, closed)

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So you're projecting your hopes onto the b3ta servers to prevent them from crashing. Isn't that like a reverse-prediction?
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:11, closed)

"reverse-prediction"?
You mean "hindsight"?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:16, closed)

^ ^
I meant instead of guessing something, you project your guess.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:21, closed)

judith?
i don't get it? unless you mean like the life of brian??
( rachelswipe why am i still at work? it's fucking friday night!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:09, closed)

^ ^
Yes. That's where the term 'Judith' comes from.
( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:14, closed)

Judith...
happens to be a friend of a friends mum.
Still would.
(Formaly Over say's hello, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 2:39, closed)

I thought..
it was some kind of Judith Chalmers reference. Which lead me down some dark alleyways I'd rather not have explored. *gets steel wool* *scrubs brain*
(Boss Keloid Following Hitler with bourbon biscuits, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:13, closed)