Woman goes to a hair salon in Geordieland
"What can ah dee f' yee pet"? asks the hairdresser.

"I'd like a perm, please", comes the reply.

"Whey aye", the scissor monkey says. "Ah wandered lernley as a cloud..."
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:35, closed)

*clicks*
You made me do a silly smile, you big daft lug.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:37, closed)

Yes
I lke it click
(Pill Popper Sneaked into the ladies and lifted the seats!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:44, closed)

*clicks*
That's just class.
(Rikaitch, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:46, closed)

That's
excellent, and reminiscent of the Noddy Holder joke:

(To be spoken in a Brummie accent)

Noddy Holder goes into a tailor's and says to one of the assistants,

"I'm re-forming Slade, I want to buy some new stage clothes. I need a pair of flared trousers, a wide collar shirt, platform boots and a mirrored top hat.

"Kipper Tie?" asks the assistant

"Oh thanks" says Noddy "2 sugars please."
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:48, closed)

^ that's
one of my all time favourite jokes.
( Davros' Granddad what's the deal with Paul McCartney's mouth?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:49, closed)

Same as
.
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, closed)

fuck yes
Davros' for erm... head honcho.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed turned your mother down, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:50, closed)

Also works in a Hull accent.
*click*
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:25, closed)

All these accent puns...
...are going right over my head.

Still, bring 'em on, I'm enjoying them.
(AlfishKK, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:07, closed)

I have the privelege
of knowing just how you'd sound saying this.

Which is why I pretty much pissed myself reading it.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 0:08, closed)