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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I sent a text to a friend of mine a few weeks ago, telling her she was a sad sad woman.
Harsh maybe, but she had texted me about how great American Gladiators is, so I think it was deserved.

She texted back to tell me I must be sadder for loving a sad person.

My reply: Ahhhhhhh.... but love is butter melon cauliflower, and there's nothing sad about fruit 'n veg. Or dairy products for that matter.

So there you go. My answer to this QOTW. May I point out I did it the right way.

May we have a new question now?
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 11:58, Reply)

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