Devastating Put-DownsAmorous Badger says: I once saw a former manager of mine being asked to 'sit down and let your mouth have a chance to speak' by his senior. What's the best heckle/putdown/riposte you've ever seen? (Hint: Recycled 'Your mum' jokes does not make an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:15)
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Can I enter this in the image challenge too?I once watched a comedian at a small comedy cafe who was struggling to get-on with his act due to a pissed-up geeza trying to heckle.
The comedian mostly ignored it until the guy shouted out a particularly loud shitty 'retort' so he realised he had to deal with him, which he did quite nicely by saying
"Ooooh. Owch! You're sharp! Get back in the cutlery draw
.... you fucking spoon"
From then on, anything else the punter tried was greeted by the audience shouting 'you fucking spoooon' at him - something I still do to irritants to this day.
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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 15:57,
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I like this(, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 16:05, closed)
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