Wanking for an audience
An ex-girlfriend of mine asked me if I'd wank infront of her. She said it would be sexy.

So, I get down to work, pumping away on the wee chap and grunting like a gibbon.

After a few minutes of gazing intently at me pleasuring myself, with a look on her face as if she was conducting a science experiment in school, she says matter-of-factly:

"You can stop now. It's not doing anything for me."

I was suddenly pretty ashamed, though I still said: "Erm, would you mind if I finished myself off?"
( SpankyHanky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:06, 6 replies)

Oh my
thats just nasty.
(kitescreech still here, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:23, closed)

A girl I once met,
told me she felt uncomfortable watching me masturbate. I said it was silly of her to sit next to me on the bus then...
(robbersdog, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:49, closed)

.
I hope you wiped it on her curtains on the way out.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:41, closed)

:O
what an evil bitch! Proper uncomfortable moment there...
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:00, closed)

Why
didn't she finish you off?
(dchurch bah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:29, closed)

I would imagine
that he'd given her the anti-horn and it was taking all of her self-control to avoid puking on him.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:34, closed)