An open letter to Reality
Dear Reality

I know we have had some good times in the past, however I am afraid I am going to have to quit residing in you and I am going to go live with the Pixies in the magical forest.

It has been a tough decision, and I have spent a lot of time thinking about this, but it's just not going to work out.

You see, Reality, you have forced me to become cynical and bitter about a lot of issues. The fact the government say we should let democracy rule in the middle east, yet refuses to listen to the majority and hold and election when leadership changed. The fact that I work full time, but still struggle a bit towards the end of the month and live off cheese sandwiches when murderers and rapists are enjoying free meals three times a day. The fact we seem to be evolving to be ruder, and complaining more that people are rude. The fact that people are so passionate to help foreign countries, yet write off our own as going to the dogs.

There was a time when I could have maybe forgiven you for the above, but then you sold your soul to the devil and started making TV shows.

Yours,
TGB
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:32, 7 replies)

Very good...
The TV shows are infinitely unforgivable.
( Moey, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:37, closed)

Damn...
There must be a way to click more than once....

*clickclickclickclickclick*
(Patfish, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:43, closed)

*Click*
Save me a toadstool next to the gnomes - they're not as naughty as the pixies.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:24, closed)

if you want the free meals so badly
You can get them too! All you have to do is murder someone. It's obvious now you think about it huh?
( djtrialprice, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:53, closed)

*click*
Great post - I heartily agree on all counts.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:24, closed)

Thanks :)
Toadstools and endless moonshine tankards will be reserved for all that want them!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:10, closed)

this was never your
reality to begin with

www.b3ta.com/questions/quitters/post165091

this is the reality of a select few - it's a version of reality given for you to conform to , to benefit them

to find out who's version of reality this is look to see who it benefits from it - the shareholders and owners of the banking institutions

Lenin famously said the masses must believe the system they are living in is one that has evolved - they must never be aware of the thousands of other directions and options open to society to travel in

what you've done is reach a point of honesty that most people aren't even aware of

be proud
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:01, closed)