An acquaintance's father
Is a former royal marine. Whenever somebody irritates him, he doesn't do anything. But he writes down their details in a little book he carries with him.

18 months later, to the day, he goes round their house and slashes their tires.
( MatJ LOOK, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 15:35, 23 replies)

are you sure he was a marine
and not just a passive-aggressive cunt?
(bblgoose, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:00, closed)

I don't understand, does he still secretly work for the government who give him the intel on everyone who annoys him?
He must also go on special ops like commando rolling into the kitchen to get a cup of tea and shit like that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:39, closed)

Also if he doesn't do anything why does he slash their tires whatever they are
there's alot of holes in this tall story of yours Matj
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:41, closed)

Ach
Nobody said qotw was supposed to be accurate. This is something told to me by someone I met twice while drunk. It doesn't even fit too well, but I'm drunk again so I don't really care.
( MatJ LOOK, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:56, closed)

What if they
don't have a car?
(username failed moderation, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:13, closed)

All that military training wasted then.
Unarmed combat, Naahhh. I'd rather sneak around like some OAP Ninja destroying peoples property rather than facing them direct.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:39, closed)

Maybe he's read
Sun Tzu.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:53, closed)

I have read Sun Tzu
Multiple times. As far as I can recall, this bears almost no relation to anything he says. In fact: "While we have heard of stupid haste in war, cleverness has never been seen to be associated with long delays".
( MatJ LOOK, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:58, closed)

From "The Art of War"
"In order to defeat your enemy - take note of their name, wait a judicious time period and then disable their means of transport by injuring their horse or sabotaging their cart-wheels."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 2:13, closed)

Friend of a friend urban myth is an urban myth.
More news at meh.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:55, closed)

watch it detractors - he'll be logging ip addresses
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:59, closed)

Ladies and gentlemen
our men in uniform.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 20:52, closed)

I bet his CO is really proud of him.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:01, closed)

Of all the internet hard men,
this has to be the least hard. Couldn't he, just once, decapitate his enemy's automobile, and chuck it in a bin?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:13, closed)

Why wait 18 months?
Or am I missing some significance? (tires)
(Victor Mildew going apeshit again, (aka, nightprowleroftheweb), Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:43, closed)

So he gets his revenge in a way that is not connected with him.

( MatJ LOOK, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 1:55, closed)

Isn't that just being an anonymous wuss?
Honestly I would've left out the bit about him being a Royal Marine (maybe substituted it for "a bit of a cunt").
As I suggested earlier I imagine most of his unit and CO wouldn't be too proud to call him friend or compatriot if they knew that was how he behaved.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 19 Feb 2012, 5:00, closed)

What happens if they commute by public transport?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 22:44, closed)

Then their flatmate's tyres get slashed
A workmate used to wonder why she would invariably encounter swearing, screaming, rude-gesturing drivers whenever she drove her landlady's Land Rover (she lived in a rural farm area). Turns out the landlady's son was QUITE a twunt and had offended all and sundry.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 8:14, closed)

What if the car has been sold to someone else in the meantime?
Heaven forbid that people in the forces might be intellectually challenged in any way - but he does sound as thick as a Marine.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 15:23, closed)

No way you big spastic, you're a mentalist.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:36, closed)

This is a sad reflection of the neglect former servicemen have to endure.
PTSD is no laughing matter. I hope he gets the help he needs.
I don't think he's evil, or this is random but you're certainly a cunt for suggesting it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 19 Feb 2012, 17:41, closed)

I wonder if that's the guy...
... I kicked the shit out of about a year ago for trying to slash the tyres on someone's car outside my house?
(gordonjcp, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:13, closed)