Lynchian ducks
A few years ago I opened my front door and found two ducks standing there waiting outside. We looked at each other for a few seconds before the male duck started quacking quietly, as if he was trying to tell me something. I closed the door behind me and edged around them. All the while they kept their eyes on me.
The whole episode had a David Lynch bad-dream movie feeling about it.
(mudskipper, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:14, 4 replies)

Anything David Lynch fits in this QOTW
Especially anything from Twin Peaks
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 5:19, closed)

I suggest you google anatidaephobia.
Then make an appointment with your shrink.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:06, closed)

maybe they wanted to come in for cup of tea

( Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:32, closed)

Quack quack Watchtower quack quack?
A duck chapter of the Jehovahs Witnesses, maybe?
(mudskipper, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:00, closed)