First love.
When I was eight, I bought her polos to prove my devotion. She took them, ate them and stole mine too.
She then went and kissed another boy! With fresh, minty breath that was mine by right! The minty jezebel!
Snakes with tits, I tells ya.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:17, 12 replies)

She had tits at 8?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:19, closed)

I don't recall...
But it doesn't matter. When you're eight, what you look for in a woman is a healthy interest in transformers and ready access to non-marmite sandwiches.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:25, closed)

Snakes with tits hahahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:29, closed)

I thought this was going to be about a horse.
How disappointed I was.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:48, closed)

It would've been off-topic...
...because Bessie and I are perfectly happy. She's my favourite. Well, my 5-1 favourite at least.
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:54, closed)

I call "I love horses"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:31, closed)

I call "Father Ted"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 14:59, closed)

Hahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 12:57, closed)

Snakes with tits wouldn't be so bad. Give 'em a live deer every six months and all the rest of the time all they're going to ask from you is your bodyheat.
(longbeast mrp, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 13:44, closed)

*click*
For "minty Jezebel".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 26 Oct 2010, 15:35, closed)

Lesley Gillan
promised to marry me with rings made from daisy loops. Those 6 year olds can be so scatty
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 26 Oct 2010, 20:20, closed)

Snake with tits!
You get a click for that!
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 27 Oct 2010, 3:33, closed)