I was hitchhiking from Padstow, Cornwall, back home to Midsomer Norton, near Bath.
My first lift took me to the M5 at Exeter! Result.

My second lift - a stereotypical white van man van.

"I'm going up Bath way." I said.

"Go for it" he said, "Just bang on the doors" he said, indicating the back of the van.

Bang I did. The doors opened, to great cheers!

"Hooray!" the occupants cried, "Welcome in!"

I was handed a joint, a tin mug of cider, and asked to tell my story.
It turns out the guy was going up to Birmingham, and picking up every single hitchhiker he saw. He called out the junctions as we reached them, and I was back home quicker than if I'd got the train.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:15, 4 replies)

Laziest serial killer,
ever.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:17, closed)

Hahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:19, closed)

Fan
-bloody-tastic!
(dchurch bah, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:18, closed)

Clicks

(Kip, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 22:15, closed)