Royal Flush
When my dad was a student at some Midlands polytechnic many many years ago he used to frequent a pub with a rather eccentric ancient regular.

He claimed to have been part of the crew on the royal yacht when Queen Victoria was on the throne. He had a pretty unique souvenir he kept with him always in a wooden cigar box to remind him of one particular royal visit. He had been first into the cabin after her majesty departed and had kept the now dessicated floater she had left bobbing about in the bowl which he was very happy to show all who showed interest.

Probably worth a fortune these days. Probably.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:16, 5 replies)

What a load of crap.
EDIT: biddum tish
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:00, closed)

Yeah, sorry.
It's a bit of shit
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:03, closed)

I don't know
it may be crap, but it's epically crap!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 2:10, closed)

You sure it was hers, or
could it have been the Captains log?
(username failed moderation, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:42, closed)

I thought the captain's log was kept on the poop deck?

( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 11:33, closed)