Rogues, Villains and EccentricsMy current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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Pearoast: The Mad Artisthad a girlfriend who was also something of an artist. I've never seen her work, but he used to tell me that she was quite the talented painter.
One day she had finished a painting and asked him to help her frame it. He immediately agreed and told her to go get some wood for him to build it out of. "But don't get crap wood like pine. You want this frame to be nice. Ask the guys there if they have morning wood."
She returned a half hour later and started beating him.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 29 Sep 2012, 7:37,
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