Rogues, Villains and EccentricsMy current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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I'm glad not to have met him Last weekend at one of Glasgow's many nightclubs an unfortunate chap was coming up on some crazy chemical cocktail and somewhat enthusiastically 'sharted' whilst up on the dancefloor . His fellow clubbers brought him to the bouncers attention and he was escorted out the venue with his girlfriend . Now if I had suffered this indignity I would have left of my own (honda)accord but the reports I've heard suggest he spent at least half an hour trying to get back into the club , and was last seen walking disconsolately up the road with his girlfriend shouting at him , ' Why did I get thrown out ? I haven't shat myself '
We were the city of Culture once .
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 11:02,
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That gets a click for the last line :D(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 13:16, closed)
excellent!(, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:05, closed)
How did you meet somebody you're glad you've never met?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 18:27,
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