SackedI've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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I've neverBeen sacked, mainly because I have run my own company for the last 8 years but I have sacked a fair few people in my time, mainly for being lazy or just rubbish at their job. The best sacking was when we got rid of a guy because he was too smelly. Obviously we chickened out and told him it was because he was surplus to requirements. Which was kind of true as we did not have any need of smelly rubbish programmers at that time. When he left someone was cleaning his keyboard out, turned it upside down and loads of pubic hairs fell out. I always thought he stayed late in the office to work!
Actually reading many of these stories, I'm glad I don't emply half of you lazy feckers. How dare we employers expect our staff to turn up and do a full days work and not even steal from us!
No apologies for length; your mum loves it!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 22:58, Reply)
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