SackedI've never been sacked (yet)... One company I worked for made everyone redundant on Valentine's Day. The boss handed out little envelopes. We all thought he'd bought us cards and were really touched.
...but I've never been sacked. What have you done that led to your dismissal? Are you still bitter, or was it a fair cop?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 13:23)
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Bang to rightsI worked in a pub when I was 16 bottling up on a saturday and sunday morning. I refilled all the fridges with beer & mixers and took the big empty bins out the back and sorted the emptys into crates to go back to the brewery.
I was 16 and I needed to get pissed down the park with my mates. I got to thinking... I had access to a lot of booze.
On and off I took loads but always in smallish amounts. But on saturday morning before a parents away party I needed more. At this time i was a proto-goth so I had a big long coat and I filled it with cider & lager and bundled it up so none could escape. I grabed this bulging, clinking bundle and buggered off. Normally the rotten piss head of a landlord would never be seen but as I crossed the car park I heard an "Oi" to see my boss aproching carrying an empty crate...oops. I couldn't run, and since he had a crate on him he wasn't comming over to tell me about my new pay deal.
He took back his beer and said "Go on, Fuck off"
Ah well bang to rights.
The next week I got my mate to apply for the vacancy and he managed to nick a HUGE bottle of vodka and the money for a prize draw and not get caught, but got the sack because they suspeced him and as a final karmic twist we nearly ended up with alcohol poisoning from the vodka.
Stealing's bad m'kay sorry for girth
(, Tue 28 Feb 2006, 23:54, Reply)
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