Money-saving tipsI'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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* don't eat out - cook at home* don't buy preprepared dinners - cook things from scratch
* don't go to the pub, buy booze and invite friends over
* don't buy any media - rob it off the internet
* don't pay for prostitutes - well pay them but attach a string to the coins so you can pull them back like Top Cat.
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rob, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:13,
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Thanks Rob (it off the internet)But I prefer to kill my prostitutes with hammers.
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Dont buy hammers, instead arrange to meet prostitutes in Wicks, Homebase, or B&Q and hammer them to death in the hardware section. If challenged by an assistant, simply ask if they can suggest the correct type of hammer to use for the job. Suggest they produce one of those little card guides you can pick up for others to benefit from also.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 19:31, closed)
keep a close eye on your valuable tinterweb forumJust in case some angry punter doesn't like the new question and posts a horrific dirty protest pic of someone doing a shit in their own mouth.
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