Well at least I'm not paying for what you do.
or am I?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:38, 1 reply)

do you have a hammer I could borrow
per chance? I left my last one embedded in that last tarts skull
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:40, closed)

If this is some sort of in joke
I'm afraid I'm not, nor would ever want to be, in on it.
What you haven't told me is who should take responsibility for those who consciously decide to be irresponsible and why.
Over to you.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:42, closed)

I could probably get by
with this adjustable jaw spanner to be honest
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:47, closed)

Such a pity, your lead post looked as if
you may have something useful to contribute.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:49, closed)

really? pot luck I'm afraid
It's amazing what word structures you can produce when you randomly hit the keyboard with your fists

cheerio ducky :)
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 22:52, closed)

I hope, for the good of us all, your "stint" is over

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:00, closed)

look, I dont want you to take tihs the wrong way
me being a happily married heterosexual man n'all ...but there's something about you could tempt a chap to swap teams. Jus' sayin' is all
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:03, closed)

But you said goodbye at 22.34 and again since so I know you're a tease.
Admit it, you have trouble saying goodbye (let alone answering a perfectly reasonable question.) I'm off to bed now, and unlike you I mean it, so you have several hours to concoct a devastating reply. Hint: Do not use any of your previous replies as a model.
Goodnight, nice chattin'.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:16, closed)

I got 2 one way tickets to Cuba on the 12.30 flight from Gatwick
a suitcase and half a bottle of sambuca. Do not let me down
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:20, closed)

Is that what you said to the guy ramming your wife @ the swingers club that you weren't jealous of.
Oh no, not you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:49, closed)

I have no idea?
I was getting a push on the slide at the other end of the playground at the time. If you want to be the 'Lucky Pierre' you only have to ask you know. Fulfil the promise of that user name of yours.
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 23:52, closed)