Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Legally GonzoWhile studying for the Bar one summer in LA, I (and about twenty neighbors) observe the man across the alley drag his wife/gf/slut onto the kitchen table and tie her there. He then places a spotlight on her (it is after 10 pm) and proceeds to tickle her and bash her head. As I reach for the phone, I can see that other, more experienced neighbors have called the police and he is hauied away.
An older buddy that works for the District Attorney calls me over to watch this court case. The sicko drags in this huge sheet and spills the coontents all over the Counsel table. There is an amazing pile of dirty dishes laid out. It seems that he is to apply the "Dirty Dishes Defense" to his assault charges. To no avail: six months in County Jail.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 1:16, Reply)
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