Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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Rather vain Uncle Ken had a 'keeping up with the Joneses' type rivalry...... which culminated with his evil neighbour throwing a bucket of mud over his shiny new car. Uncle Ken then stormed around, knocked on the door and - instead of the intended thumping - said "I know why you're doing this. You're jealous. My car's beautiful... my daughter's beautiful... my wife's beautiful... .. and yours are f**king ugly."
TOLD.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 10:18, Reply)
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