Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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First year at uni .... rented a small & cheap room in a private house. There were two rooms which shared a bathroom and a few cooking plates. My first neighbour was OK but flunked all of his courses and went back to his own city. Next neighbour was creepy:
1) Incredibly loose handshake
2) Spent all of his time in his room
3) Only furniture in his room was a mattress
4) Lived on a diet of hard boiled eggs
5) Did drugs, or so I assume. Although I think he claimed to have come clean.
The only time he initiated a conversation was when he asked me which dates I'd go home on vacation. I'm sure he was hatching a plan to nick my stereo and CD collection but fortunately the twunt lacked any hint of initiative.
Being well adjusted, I would have smashed his face with a baseball bat, of course.
In the end he was kicked out.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2005, 11:05, Reply)
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