Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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darling people, reallymy neighbor is a 45 yr. old living with his parents. he's in a band and performs for bar mitzvahs. he's the drummer, but practices his (horrible) singing very late at night with the windows open (music of choice - bob marley and elvis presley). he has a greying jew-fro and likes to go outside wearing nothing but biker shorts, which are sadly forced to stretch over his widening waistline.
his mother is a delightful woman - she enjoys rollerdisco classes (rollerskating plus 70s music) and wearing ridiculously flamboyant feathery red outfits to funerals, and making her presence known when she arrives home by honking the horn several times, no matter what time of day or night. the whole family likes to yell at each other from windows.
we call them 'the loud family'.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2005, 4:22, Reply)
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