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Funnily enough they were all when I was living in the same flat in 'ackney, where my ex-housemate still resides.

Neighbour 1. Shouty Drunk Man. Pretty self explainatory, except he has a great big Alsation which barks at all hours and which he let do Elephant size dumps in the stairwell.

Neighbour 2. Rat boy. Toothless inbred who lives on the same level as said flat and spends his days swearing loudly at his elderly parents who he lives with. He's pushing 35 and has obviously never had a job.

Neighbour 3. Scary Lady. Lives next to Rat boy which she shares and open house policy with rat boy. I once walked past her front door which was open and think I saw rat boy doing something unspeakable with scary lady.

Neighbour 4. Mad Lady. Imagined noises from the flat I lived in and took revenge by phoning council/police three to four times a week to report us for noise polution. Once I was in bed (alone) in the middle of the afternoon and heard her screaming for us to keep the noise down (?). Her best vendetta is against the lady who owns the paper shop on the corner though. She has had her husband up for attempted murder. We escaped lightly.

That's your lot.
(myohmy, Wed 31 Aug 2005, 13:01, Reply)