Scary NeighboursMy immediate neighbours are lovely. But the next house down from that? Crimminy biscuits - he's a 70 year old taxi driver who loves to tell me at length about the people he's put in hospital and how Soho is "run by Maltese ponces." How scary are your neighbours?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 13:20)
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BadGirlActsGoodNo, it was a Good Thing when he died.
I used to have a loud drunken tramp outside my bedsit of about 10 years ago - he used to get hammered and then scream until about 3 in the morning. He died the day after I thought to myself "The next time he does that I'm going to go downstairs and stab him." Maybe I sleepwalk...
I am now the scary neighbour. I own 5 medieval swords and regularly have swordfights in my back garden. My favourite game is "Knifey-Swordy", a variant of cricket using longswords and throwing knives.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2005, 15:11, Reply)
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