pikeys
A few Christmas's ago now, I was sat in the Aldershot McDonalds having a pre-booze feedbag when four pissed-up, proper pikeys came in shouting their heads off, being total wankers, quite literally throwing their weight around. The Macky-D manager, bravely, tells them to keep the noise down and also leave the cans of Carling outside, because they don't have a drinks licence. Cue even more outraged nonsense by the pikeys until a teenager sat nearest the counter with a bunch of his mates says, "keep the noise down mate", to which the biggest, meanest looking pikey gives it "fuckin' come 'ere and say that, you short-haired cunt".

The last I saw of the pikeys, before the ambulance turned up, was of one of them being repeatedly bounced off the little spikey fence outside McDonalds, pissing blood from many orifices.

Clue to pikeys : If you're going to pick a fight with thirty members of 2-para, it's gonna take a lot more than four of you.
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:13, 7 replies)

I knew what was coming when I read the word Aldershot.
Haha!
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:22, closed)

This
Gets a double-hard bastard click.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:24, closed)

the word Aldershot...
and I too thought this could get messy
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:30, closed)

I read
and I laughed

2 para > 4 Pikey

Do ya see what I did there, cunning eh
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:32, closed)

I suspect 30 pikeys
versus four of 2-Para's finest would still have the same result.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:47, closed)

*clicks*
Great stuff.
Hope the parameds took their time.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:55, closed)

We
probably did.

That is what is technically known as "deliberate self harm."
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:47, closed)