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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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The soundtrack to that film is v good

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:35, 1 reply)
Indeed it is.
I particularly like the line "For nothing can delight so ... than the path that leads between ... her left toe ... and her right toe ..."

sung by old men, about the pretty young woman.

True fact: I have touched Britt Eckland's elbow.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:50, closed)
I've touched her kidneys IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND I THINK YOU DO

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:02, closed)
Isn't it one of Serge Gainsborough's songs that features the (translated) line
"I'm coming and going between your kidneys"?

It could well be that my friend was just making it up, though.
(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:07, closed)
It's certainly plausible.

(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:23, closed)

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