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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

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(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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Drumming
When I was about 8 or 9, I was quite excited to see a drum kit set up at the front of the hall one assembly. To this day I have no idea why, but one of the older kids had been given permission to play the drums in assembly.

The headmaster built it up to be something quite exciting and asked the boy what he would be playing.

'The theme from Dallas' came the proud response.

Now I don't know what the headmaster was expecting but even before he started playing I knew this was going to be awful. It was. 2 minutes of 8 beat and nothing else.

We never had live music in assembly again, which was probably a blessing.
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 21:02, closed)
Haha
He should have sung it really loudly:

"Dah DAH, dah DAH, dah DAH dahDAH DAH DAH"...
(, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 21:12, closed)
this made me lol
for some reason.
(, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 11:40, closed)

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