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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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5th?
I hope

4th! Even better!

Will post something later...

possibly...

Ok...

I used to do a bit of supply teaching before I finally decided to settle into my current shite job.

One of the schools I taught at was an all boys school over in Liverpool. I had a particular yr 8 class who were meant to be one of the smartest in the school but also had a couple of kids in who were arseholes.

During one lesson I'd had to move one of the students (Arsehole 1) to the front of the class for being annoying. While at the front he actually was quite well behaved till another student (Arsehole 2) decided he needed the toilet (this lesson was straight after break so there really was no excuse for not going)

This is what was said duing the lesson:
Arsehole 2 - Sir can I go to the toilet?

Arsehole 3(me) - No, you've just had break, you should have gone then.

2 minutes later

Arsehole 2 - Sir, Can I go the toilet now?

Arsehole 3 - No, wait and go between lessons

5 minsutes later

Arsehole 2 - Sir, I really need to go...

Arsehole 1 (deadpan as you like) - Look, you can't go, they locked the girls toilets anyway

Arsehole 3 - laughs and loses all credibility with the class...

I'm sure i;ve got better ones but I'm a bit under pressure at themo
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:23, closed)

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