Not me but in RE
Our RE teacher an unassuming lady who was harmless enough let on that her first name was Daisy.

Cue the next time she took a class. She walked into the room to find everyone sat up smirking. Then the singing started

Daisy Daisy give us a tit to chew
I'm half crazy to have a fuck with you
I can't afford a johnny
A plastic bag will do
But you'd look sweet upon a seat
With me on top of you

She fled in tears and a school legend was born.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:01, 2 replies)

Aaaargh
'Cue'
aaaargh!
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:16, closed)

Great stuff!
That one's getting a click.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:51, closed)