Are there lots of people in Mianus?
Mr Triggs was a substitute teacher taking us for French one afternoon after PE. All the exertions the previous period had left us in no mood to work.

Mr Triggs knew this and instead of making us work decided to regale us about the two years he spent living in Alsace.

Yes, he told us, 30 bored teenagers, about the very enjoyable time he had in Alsace. Boy did we snigger.

Much fun was had trying to get him to say more hilarious innuendo without him cottoning on.

"Was it warm in Al's Ass sir?"
"Was there a lot of room in Al's Ass sir?"

Our fun was ruined when thicker-than-pigshit-boy, who seemed to be the only one who actually thought Mr Triggs was regaling us with tales of rampant bum sex, piped up with:

"Did you wear a condom up Al's Arse?"
Which was met with the reply:
"Very funny. Now back to work, all of you."

The thick twat.
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:52, 2 replies)

there is
always one, isn't there?

Whether it's ruining a joke, or telling shite ones, they are never far away.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:58, closed)

booo
what a spoilsport...

substitute teachers are always the best
(Lord Chode, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:59, closed)