This must win
I fingered my English Teacher.

I went to an all boys school in South Manchester. I was in upper sixth (not sure what year that is in modern money, probably year 12) and I was a hormone soup of a 17 year old.

Each new year there was a New Years disco at the the local rugby club. Each year there were a number of teachers there trying to be down with the kids. It was 1986.

This particular year, Mrs ********** (who I hasten to add was HOT in a milfy sort of way) was very drunk. We danced, her husband who was also a teacher at the school watched. We danced some more. We drank. We danced closer. She whispered something in my ear - though it was hard to hear over U2's New Years Day - something like "lets go outside"

We kissed, a lot, my hands wandered.

After the Christmas Hols I became notorious... Life was good.

Her husband looked at me in a suspicous manner for the rest of the year before I left. I always just smiled.
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:03, 14 replies)

I'm glad I grew a beard,
as I can stroke it whilst reading your story.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:06, closed)

Tis true!
Though in my defence she was rather notorious for this sort of thing.
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:08, closed)

I think there's one in every school.
Ours had reputedly slept with one of my upper 6th colleagues, but I never heard him boast about it (nor did he deny it!).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:14, closed)

I would have been being schooled in the area around that time
Was it Sale Grammar by any chance?
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:26, closed)

Erm...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that any answer I give may tend to incriminate me.






Salians was great at new year ;-)
(penrose your dog's got tits, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:55, closed)

Hmmm...

( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:38, closed)

That settles it
When even Scaryduck doubts the veracity of your story, it's almost certainly made up
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:16, closed)

LOL

( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:44, closed)

I guess this is possible, if not entirely likely
but I was put off instantly by 'this must win' anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:41, closed)

^ This
I'm amazed the OP could type properly with all those croissant crumbs on the keyboard.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:03, closed)

Chinny reckon!

( Smallbrainfield, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:47, closed)

Have to agree with The Duck on this one.



With and extra chinny, chin chin.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:12, closed)

Meh, I think this deserves the benefit of the doubt
This stuff happens all the time.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:34, closed)

loser

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:20, closed)