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The B3ta Confessional is open. What was the naughtiest thing you ever did at school?

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 12:55)
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Cruel
You think kids are cruel? Bullshit. Nobody takes the piss out of kids as ruthlessly and effectively as teachers. It's all behind closed doors of course (like Groundskeeper Willy going "Ah'm Milhoose!"), but for every stupid nickname given to a teacher, they respond with one for the kids. They know the ones that smell of wee, the ones wearing pyjamas to school, the semi-autistic special cases, the spunkers who smell of fag smoke and handjobs, the fatsos and sissies, the pseudo-hardmen and needy geeks - but they've got twenty or more years and much more education, and are usually far more witty with it.

The cruellest thing I ever was privy to was when I was on a placement during my teacher training year (I left the profession some years ago). I was manfully trying to impose my will and lesson plan on an apathetic group of 14 year-olds who were wondering who the fuck I was, when there was a knock on the door. I went to answer it, and there was a young girl with livid ginger hair that looked unbrushed since birth, in a badly home-knitted jumper, with buck teeth and the coarse red cheeks which curse some gingers.

She said, "Mr Andrews asked me to give you this." She passed a note. I opened it. It said, "THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE UGLIEST KID IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL."
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:12, closed)
Left the profession now you say?
"lessin plan on a apathetic group"
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:18, closed)
I have no idea what you're talking about
*cough*
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:19, closed)
Ninja edits the spelling mistake
...and leaves the grammatical error :D
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:32, closed)
This
I hear this from my friends who also teach all the time; although this is sheer brilliance.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:19, closed)
Where was the school?

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:19, closed)
I don't think it was in China.

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:20, closed)
Oh I dunno...

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:22, closed)
I think that's best left unsaid

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:20, closed)
of course

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:23, closed)
very funny...
but so wrong!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:19, closed)
Fuck my hat
This is awesome.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:19, closed)
Ha!
I've heard similar stories from my better half (now lamenting the fact that her school has no staff room). Best of all was The Honey Monster - you didn't need to have worked there to know who she was.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:20, closed)
*click*
hehehehehe
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:23, closed)
This is absolutely fucking magnificent.

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:23, closed)
Yeah
My parents were both teachers and my Dad used to play this game. You used to have to try and send one back from your class who trumped the previous messenger.

you can also do a version whilst invigilating exams - each take it in turns to go round the room and pause next to the most repulsive (or most attractive) kid.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:24, closed)
Attractive?
Erm...
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:09, closed)
Teachers
have eyes as well, you know
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:39, closed)
'some gingers'
Are you ginger and rosaceous?
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:24, closed)
"Roseaceous"
I dun learned a new word, ma!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:31, closed)
I may have reappropriated it

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:36, closed)
could be an early winner

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:31, closed)
^ I'll second that

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:06, closed)
Poor Ginger
Still hilarious though.

Glad I was never the one to pass notes to other teachers as a kid.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:35, closed)
Went on at my school too
Our teachers had a long-running game called "Oh Hello!", the rules of which are laid down HERE.

Christ, they were like a bunch of kids...
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:36, closed)

You monster. I WAS that ginger girl.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:43, closed)
Ha ha ha ha!

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:45, closed)
I don't like this
I fucking love this.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:24, closed)
hahahahahahahah! That is fantastic!

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:24, closed)
Brilliant!
An early winner for sure.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:36, closed)
now this is genius

(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:40, closed)
*click*
Gets my vote. Funny as fuck!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:43, closed)
If this doesn't win
I will cry like that poor girl must have every night ...
(, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:16, closed)
Really happens
I've done it myself. In fact I once got the entire class to go into another teachers room and sing "chick chick chick chick chicken".
(, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 23:47, closed)

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