It was me...
In year 8 (or 2nd year,or aged 12, it's up to you) Me, & my mates Rob & Zhi Li (See, one in three people are Chinese) were walking to school via the field at the back, when we chanced upon a dead field mouse. It couldn't have been dead long, as it was still warm & limp (Wahey!) Rob instantly got it into his head that he was going to use it to scare some girl or other. So, he took it into the school grounds, but said girl was no-where to be found & all of a sudden, we where at a loss with what to do with said dead field mouse, & now the bell was ringing. Why we never just threw it somewhere I will never know, instead, we took it into the boys toilets & I placed it on top of the hand dryer...

*20 minutes later*

Emergency assembly. Whole school taken out of lessons. Our old P.E teacher Mr Fallows' veins bulging out of his head, scarlett faced, demanding to know, "Who put the dead vole on the hand dryer in the boys toilets"...

COMPLETE SILENCE.

In my defence, I never left a dead vole on the hand dryer, I left a dead field mouse on the hand dryer. I still didn't tell anyone 'til about two years ago though!
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:59, 2 replies)

Now that's my kind of pedantry.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:10, closed)

www.naturedetectives.org.uk/download/puzzles_spotdifference_mice.htm
(leviaxxan lurking all over the world, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:29, closed)