Cocks, cocks and more cocks
Having gone to an all boys school, it was pretty much a given that I and many of my classmates would draw a lot of cocks. Some people drew them in text books, some drew them on desks, some were happy to have crudely drawn variants while others would produce extremely detailed works of art.

They even had a nickname that people would use to discuss them without any of the teachers getting wise - "Marios". This came about when someone was trying to doodle Super Mario onto a notebook, but was having little luck. Someone came along and said "Mario? I'll draw you a Mario" and whipped up a crudely drawn cock before they got wise.

However, the worst instance came when a new block of the school had been built and someone took it upon themselves to "Christen" it with an extremely large, crude cock. This thing was at least 3ft by 6ft and covered most of the wall.

I don't know if it was the oversized, almost "industrial" marker, the paint used on the wall or the solution they used to try and clean it, but all the school managed to do was imprint the outline even more permanently onto the wall. The paint was stripped away in the exact shape of this massive cock and due to the new block being over budget as it was, it would remain this way for quite some time.
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)