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We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.

(McChinaman banned, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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I once said "thank you" after getting a blowjob.
Not the done thing, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:22, 8 replies)
always finish with a pat on the head

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:30, closed)
and a scratch behind the ear?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:45, closed)
YOU IDIOT!
You're supposed to say, "That'll do, pig."
(McChinaman banned, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:45, closed)
Should have said 'cheers'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 13:43, closed)
I once knew a lad who would make the girl say thankyou

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 13:46, closed)
your mum taught you too well, did she?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 13:48, closed)
I am unfailingly polite.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 13:54, closed)
I have also done this

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 11:37, closed)

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