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We've all been there. Tormented by Mr Floppy. Unable to find a condom at 3am. Getting cramp just when you're getting a rhythm on. A 10/10 at 1am who mysteriously becomes into a swamp donkey at 10am. The walk of shame. Tell us the tales of your sexual disasters. We won't judge.

(, Thu 19 Mar 2015, 17:49)
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The night was hot and the air was sticky with sexual congress.
Username Failed Moderation was caught up in the ecstasy of lovemaking.
Without any warning he stopped dead, looked up, and uttered
"I suppose I shouldn't give the satisfaction, but this is the last time I will ever cum on this site."
He withdrew his penis then walked over to the bedside table and grabbed a wet wipe.
He crossed to the toilet and against all advice, flushed the wet wipe away before returning to the room where the sexual intercourse had occurred.
"So long, thanks for the laughs." he said before dropping his guts and leaving the building, forever.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:26, closed)
Needs more penis beaker.

(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:29, closed)
there is not a penis beaker big enough for that cock.

(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:33, closed)
worthy of a click, but qotw is supposed to be true stories.

(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:30, closed)
It doesn't mention the species of his victim, it's entirely possible it WAS a dog.

(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:44, closed)
Hahahaha!

(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 9:41, closed)
superb

(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:02, closed)
UFM
wiv da angels now.
(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:08, closed)
Edgy

(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:53, closed)
You arent meant to flush wet wipes
they clog up the beaches
(, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:54, closed)

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