Not really on topic but,
I would just like to thank you all for making me realise how lucky I am. I was born into a hippyish family and started from the assumption that people of both genders were not only equal, but thought in much the same manner. Various relationships and one failed marriage, have made me realise that a lot of the more reasonable complaints about women listed in this QOTW have a good sound basis in reality (FWIW, not fond of most men either) I had more or less despaired and was starting to wish I could embrace The Gay as a way of life, when I met my current girlfriend.

A few edited highlights:
Takes out the bins as often as I do
Refuses to let me carry her bags whn shopping ("If I can't carry it I shouldn't have bought it")
Seems to have no interest in babies
Does not do Christmas (really, didn't get her a prezzie and am still living).
Both accepts and gives decent advice, none of this sympathy bollocks
Says that if/when we move in together I should have a shed (her idea)
Six months in, no noticeable PMT
No makeup, and no need for it = win
Is as quick in and out of public toilets as me (goes solo)
Has smashing jubblies and no problem with my obsession with them.
probably much more.

so, anyway, they do exist, keep looking, my adivice is:
1) Use dating sites, much easier to find what you want.
2) Date germans.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 12:35, 8 replies)

If she can understand the offside rule as well, you've got yourself a ladyboy.
Make sure your jubbly obsession doesn't drive you to ignore the configuration of the downstairs party zone.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:38, closed)

This.
Looks like you might have to give her the old Mick Dundee
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 13:51, closed)

never asked
about the offside rule, as I don't do sport myself, but doubt she knows it any more than I do. Have checked under carriage most thoroughly and can confirm it is an inny, not an outy. :-)

If there's a Ladyboy in this relation ship it's probably me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:29, closed)

mine is German.
I call her 'Ze German' AND SHE DOESNT MIND!

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:35, closed)

Yup, I read that
along with some aside about the sex being most efficient, which made me chuckle, coz it's true. I have to say that if this one does not work out I would seriously start looking for a new German.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 14:59, closed)

My OH is Greek...
Waiting in a queue at some point, she'd picked up a leaflet and was flicking through it...leading to me saying "Why DO you keep pretending you can read English? mind you - at least you're holding it the right way up this time..."

Never fails to start a (heavily accented) rant from her, and smiles from those in the queue around us...
( snee held his breath since, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:41, closed)

nice
will have ton try that, although with my other half it's more likely to lead to a slap. Might be worth it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 5 Jan 2010, 11:09, closed)

Not always true
www.mil-millington.com/

His German sounds like a nightmare
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 20:33, closed)