My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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god said unto me, come forthbut i came fifth and got a rubber duck
EDIT: i was told that the first time would hurt like hell. it didn't. i wasn't told that it would be quick, uncomfortable and shite. it was.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:58,
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I was told it would be quick, uncomfortable and shite, and sure enough - it was!
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it gets better though ;)(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:40,
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