My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Until I was 9I thought that men had to put their willies in women's bums to make a baby. Christ knows what I thought a front bottom was for!
Now I'm much older I only wish that's what my girlfriend would let me do...
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:00,
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I know that feeling all too wellLuckily I was put straight waaaaay before putting my willy anywhere near any part of a woman.
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Captain V, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:07,
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Not quiteThats just where brown babies come from...
sorry - I told my ex-girlfriend that when she was 17, Thankfully she laughed...
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Coventry, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 19:27,
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