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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Sorta relevant..
My sister told me Tampons were for nosebleeds.
Being a nosebleed sufferer, I was then asked to explain myself to bemused teacher who had seen me playing with a (clean) tampon I had taken from my pocket...
Older sisters can be awfull.
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:09, closed)
nose tampons
I had to go to hospital for a nosebleed a few weeks after I'd had an operation on it. They shoved what was pretty much a large, inflateable tampon up there, so you weren't far wrong.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:38, closed)
...but it's still a funny image...a kid in class with a coupla tampons up their nostrils.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:47, closed)

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