My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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PrerequisitesWhen we was about nine, we thought that to 'have a shag' a man had to put a johnnybag on his willy and a woman had to put a tampax on her fanny. I remember us walking to school on a frosty morning (yes, we actaully walked to school in those days) and stopping to stare at a johnnybag that had been discarded on the floor, aghast at one actually looked like. 27 Years later and my friends are successful in their chosen fields whilst I'm still stood at the top of the hill, staring at the floor, looking for the discarded prophylactic.
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