My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I thoughtsex started off slow and then the couple got moving faster and faster until they exploded.
Nearly right. And on occasion it seems to have gone that way and been relatively adequate.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:15,
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Noyou see what happens is it starts off slow and gradually fades to indifference and boredom and then you go and have a sandwich and watch Dave instead while she reads Cosmopolitan in bed.
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I like watching Davebut not reading Cosmo, so there might be a fight.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:29,
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If you havea two seater sofa it's okay to sit in silence and watch telly.
It's normally polite to offer some sandwich though.
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Why do I get the feeling...That you will be in your veritable element this week, dear lady?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:19,
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