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This is a question My sex misconceptions

Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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This is a QotW answer Mood killers - part 1
I used to have a Nigerian girlfriend. We were in that very special place where we're buck naked, spooning and both acutely aware that the horizontal monster mash was inevitable. Then I look down at my cock resting between her arse cheeks.

"Look at that! It looks like a negative of a hot dog!"
(GONEism, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:05, closed)
This is a QotW comment Very funny
I spat half a chewed dorito on to the keyboard after reading that!
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:20, closed)
This is a QotW comment Hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! namdrah On /board no-one can hear you groan., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:46, closed)
This is a QotW comment Genius
Click click click click!
(randomstupidname hasn't had time to update his sig this week, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 20:42, closed)
This is a QotW comment Brilliant!
*clicks furiously*
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 21:52, closed)
This is a QotW comment :)
genius! *click*
(binarymilk Rossz csillag alatt született, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:39, closed)
This is a QotW comment I was logged out at work...
But I just had to click.

*clicks*
(Obsidian, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:09, closed)
This is a QotW comment Ahaha! Again!
These are brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Noely Noel people in my ear are telling me to stay calm, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:27, closed)
This is a QotW comment I'm Gonna
Tell that one to the Mrs tonight.

Nay I'm going to actually act out the whole sketch when we fall into bed probably pissed tonight.
(never-right -getting it wrong since '78, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:41, closed)
This is a QotW comment I've been getting close
to such a lady lately at work. If the time comes, I'm so using that. Click
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:56, closed)
This is a QotW comment That's so horrible
but so very amusing none the less. *clicks*
(TheWonderfulWombat has renounced his slave name and is now PantsMcGee, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:09, closed)
This is a QotW comment Bwa ha ha!!
What did she say?
(TDub is wearing the black dog heavy on her shoulders on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:30, closed)
This is a QotW comment hahahaha!
Now I have this idea in my head about a dark-skinned man and light-skinned woman at an orgy, and a very stoned person who happens upon them in that position and proceeds to do the obvious. I'm not entirely certain that there isn't something wrong with my head.

Also: so, did you get the $200 million that was waiting for you out of Nigeria?
(callombard, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 4:38, closed)

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