My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I hope it has his face,my legs,
and a combined superlove of puns.
And will be born to the strains of Stan Ridgway's "Camouflage".
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 19:30,
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^Then maybe he'll grow up to be an awfully big marine.
Who makes god awful puns.
A bit like Arnold
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