My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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PregnancyAs a four-year-old I once went up to my Ma and asked:
"Ma, do babies come from eggs?"
"Yes, sort of..." She replied.
I promptly burst into tears and started pointing at my crotch.
"Oh no!" I said "I think I have twins down here!"
Later on, when I was probably around nine or ten, having seen one particularly misleading scene on TV late at night, I somehow got it into my head that to make a girl pregnant you had to piss up her arse. Then I thought I had got myself pregnant by splashback from the toilet.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:52, 1 reply)
huhuhuhunot many things make me go huhuhuhu at the ol' computer, but the final sentance deserves to win *click*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 22:49, closed)
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