My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I was sevenMy question was "Mummy, when you were my age, was I an egg?"
It got a lot of laughter from the family, and I'm reminded of it whenever I see them.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:01, 2 replies)
Perfectly valid question.Half of you was.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:32, closed)
AhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaYou fool! You had a reasonable misconception at a younger age!
Seriously, I feel for you. I tire of this sort of tedious childhood story that never dies.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:22, closed)
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